Don't ask me how I managed to do it, but I managed to do it. M sent me the seriously awesome and utterly adorable Valentine below, and I completely forgot to post it along with a public note of thanks. I suddenly remembered it when I was brushing my teeth this morning.
I told you, don't ask me how I did it.
M, I'm so, so sorry. Would a public flogging make it better? No? ... Can we do it anyway?