Remember a few months ago when I mentioned John, Computer Rivet Extraordinaire, who frankensteined me together a new desktop? (Yes, "frankensteined" is a word. It is *now* at any rate.) Well, not content with merely being awesome, he decided he had to be Pants Poopingly Epically Awesome. With capital letters and everything.
He gave us a new (to us) laptop. You read that right: GAVE US. As in "gave." As in "for free."
I was so in shock, I didn't know what to say. I still don't. I don't know what the fuck we did to convince him we were worthy of such a benefactor. It probably had something to do with helping them bury that body in the Everglades. Let's just hope he doesn't realize what losers we are and take it all back any time soon.
John, Oodlez, rest assured, I will take the secret about the shaved wombats with me to the grave.