Monday, April 27, 2009

I'm not stupid enough to question questionable kindness.

Remember a few months ago when I mentioned John, Computer Rivet Extraordinaire, who frankensteined me together a new desktop? (Yes, "frankensteined" is a word. It is *now* at any rate.) Well, not content with merely being awesome, he decided he had to be Pants Poopingly Epically Awesome. With capital letters and everything.

He gave us a new (to us) laptop. You read that right: GAVE US. As in "gave." As in "for free."

I was so in shock, I didn't know what to say. I still don't. I don't know what the fuck we did to convince him we were worthy of such a benefactor. It probably had something to do with helping them bury that body in the Everglades. Let's just hope he doesn't realize what losers we are and take it all back any time soon.

John, Oodlez, rest assured, I will take the secret about the shaved wombats with me to the grave.


Galadriel said...

"Frankensteined" is definitely a word. I use it in my work rather frequently (repairing saddles).

Laptop! Whoo!

Lady Attercop said...

Whoo hoo! Independant validation. "Frankensteined" is officially a word. I'll call Webster's Dictionary people.

Anonymous said...


We love you massively...and Ducky as well X3 We do it because we WUVVVV YEW!!!<3 (and yes...the body burying helped sway us too)